MOVIE CHAT : Shrek 2

[rocketmaster]

P.S. The hairy legs are part of look. No shaving.
Sounds like this is a look you might enjoy. But if you're taking a long haul driving gig (is that what you're doing?) you might want to save it for the coasts. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

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Maybe if I shaved, & somehow got rid of my adam's apple,...

You'd be suprised how many people get pissed-off about cross-dressing in the midwest, even if you're NOT trying to male-whore & fool straight Johns into thinking you're a woman.

Jeeze, if I was gay, woulda had SO much fun; but would probably also have a few undesirable diseases by now too. Would go to the hardcore gay bars with my friends, and would get hit-on more than they would! Really ticked them off!! Prolly because I wasn't even trying, shooing them away, and they were TRYING, really desperately, to hook-up.

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I could always blast Jonny Cash & David Allen Coe full blast outa the rig along the Interstates. [img]wink.gif[/img]

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Scare the Hell outa anyone thru the bible-belt. [img]cool.gif[/img]

[rocketmaster]

Here's an outfit for ya. Let's see if this works...LOL